I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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