school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
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Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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