Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
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Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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