Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
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I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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