I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
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On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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