Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
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Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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