in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
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I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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