Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
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there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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