no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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