No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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