He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
bring money and cleavage
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
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he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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