"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
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You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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