I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
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I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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