I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Your mouth is God's brothel.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
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I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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