why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
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she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
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We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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