Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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