My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
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He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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