im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
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This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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