Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
either way he was missing a nipple.
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I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
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what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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