No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
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operation have a gay friend backfired
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Never underestimate the power of titties
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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