Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
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Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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