Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
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Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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