its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
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this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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