I must be too annoying 4 u.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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