so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
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Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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