nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
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found the other keg... it's in the tree
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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