I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
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You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
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NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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