OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
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I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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