I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
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Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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