Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
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I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
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did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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