i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
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Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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