EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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