can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
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New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
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I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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