People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
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Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
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And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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