Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
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Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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