white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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