She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
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His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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