She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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