McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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