ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
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explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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