So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
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You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
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I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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