Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
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We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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