I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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