I hate your face
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
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I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
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