the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
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i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
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Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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