yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
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just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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