Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
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I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
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Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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