My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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