That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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