RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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